parents have this special talent called ‘let’s embarrass my child so much they want to disappear’
really cool people following you back
realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
- anon: hi
- white girl: OH MY PLEASE COME OFF ANON YOU'RE LOVELY I LOVE YOU
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out